Thursday, October 30, 2014

The Eve of All Hallows Eve

So I was pondering Halloween costumes tonight, and I can't decide on anything. 

Should I be a pirate? Easy, and I have most of the stuff to make it passable. It's boring, though, apparently. Every time I told someone I was gonna be a pirate for Halloween, they looked disappointed. Pirate is a no go.

A tall hobbit? I did that last year, for one. For another, it'd be something I have to explain, probably. Because tall hobbit. Also a no.

Gypsy and geisha strike me as vaguely offensive.

Elf too generic. Also used that one before.

I considered being a rabid Directioner, but I'm afraid someone will just be like, "And this is different from normal you how, exactly?"

Also thought about being Queen Bass. That's a choir inside joke. Hence, non-choir people won't get it and more explaining will be required. And it seems a bit...self-aggrandizing? Nah.

I'm not clever enough for a pun or lame enough to copy something "clever" from the internet.

I may, and this is a huge MAY, be WCW. Just need a red wheelbarrow, some white chickens, and a spray bottle of rainwater for glazing. If anyone asks what I am, I'm just going to spritz my wheelbarrow, look them dead in the eye, and say: 

so much depends
upon


. . . . you know the rest, and I'm not a plagiarist.

1 comment:

  1. ESTHER I HAVE A BURNING NEED TO KNOW WHAT YOU DECIDED ON AND ALSO I NEED PICTURES.

    I went as nothing for Halloween. I didn't even went. But I hope you have fun. :-) The WCW idea was hilarious and also awesome.

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