Should I be a pirate? Easy, and I have most of the stuff to make it passable. It's boring, though, apparently. Every time I told someone I was gonna be a pirate for Halloween, they looked disappointed. Pirate is a no go.
A tall hobbit? I did that last year, for one. For another, it'd be something I have to explain, probably. Because tall hobbit. Also a no.
Gypsy and geisha strike me as vaguely offensive.
Elf too generic. Also used that one before.
I considered being a rabid Directioner, but I'm afraid someone will just be like, "And this is different from normal you how, exactly?"
Also thought about being Queen Bass. That's a choir inside joke. Hence, non-choir people won't get it and more explaining will be required. And it seems a bit...self-aggrandizing? Nah.
I'm not clever enough for a pun or lame enough to copy something "clever" from the internet.
I may, and this is a huge MAY, be WCW. Just need a red wheelbarrow, some white chickens, and a spray bottle of rainwater for glazing. If anyone asks what I am, I'm just going to spritz my wheelbarrow, look them dead in the eye, and say:
so much depends
upon
. . . . you know the rest, and I'm not a plagiarist.
ESTHER I HAVE A BURNING NEED TO KNOW WHAT YOU DECIDED ON AND ALSO I NEED PICTURES.
ReplyDeleteI went as nothing for Halloween. I didn't even went. But I hope you have fun. :-) The WCW idea was hilarious and also awesome.